Sleep Train, Shih Tzu Style
“The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. A man’s dog stands by him in prosperity and poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground when the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fiercely, if only to be near his master’s side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer, he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounters with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince.”
-Senator George Graham Vest
Look at my boys! They’ve found their way to a Chronically Awesome Quotation Card!
Denny Crane has to know what I’m cooking.
Denny Crane is an excellent beggar
Mom just left the house for a walk without us.
Three unprecedented events:
1. Left the house
2. She’s walking
3. She didn’t take us!
What can we destroy while she is gone?
For the record, Denny is totally NOT on board for the destruction thing.
And yes, I have an amazing vocabulary, I ate a pocket dictionary last week.
Pardon me Mom while I peep over your leg for a hello.
Truman Capote misses his friend Donna.